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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

itstonybetch:

theyellowbrickroad:

stop quoting mean girls 2004 is over

alsoknownasjosh:

shhimactuallyamermaid:

I do

I feel this on so many levels.

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you